And the award for the best sports movie goes to …

David Fong TDN Columnist

The Academy Awards are this Sunday — and, perhaps not surprisingly, the most recent move I saw, “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip,” was not nominated for any awards this year.

Here’s the deal: I don’t go to movies very much, because I have children, I don’t like leaving my children alone with other people and when we take them with us to the movies, they get to pick. Kids these days have all the power.

My kids are only partially to blame for my lack of movie viewing, however, because, in general, I don’t like watching movies. I have a pretty short attention span — Oh look! Shiny thing! — and rarely can I sit still long enough to watch a movie.

Unless, of course, the movie happens to be about sports. Perhaps not entirely surprising, but I love a good sports movie. The fine folks at the Academy Awards don’t necessarily hate sports movies, either. Three sports movies — “Rocky,” “Chariots of Fire,” and “Million Dollar Baby” — all have won the Academy’s Best Picture award, while “The Champ,” “The Pride of the Yankees,” “Breaking Away,” “Raging Bull,” “Field of Dreams,” “Jerry Maguire,” “Seabiscuit” and “The Fighter” all have been nominated for best picture.

I don’t always agree with the folks at The Oscars, however, (“Pulp Fiction” not winning best picture is a travesty) so I’ve come up with my own personal list of the best sports movies ever made for a wide variety of sports.

I’m sure you’ll disagree with me on some (or many) of these, which is part of the fun. Feel free to make your own list and send it to me. You won’t change my mind, but I’d be curious to hear from my loyal readers and true believers.

But for now … the envelope, please:

Best Football Movie: “Go Tigers!” I actually selected a documentary for my best football movie, which may be cheating. But this is my list and my rules. It’s actually a great documentary about high school football in Massillon. I’m a sucker for high school football. Runner-up: “We Are Marshall.” (No movie has ever made me cry more).

Best Baseball Movie: “Field of Dreams.” I’m probably going to get slaughtered by the “Bull Durham” fans. That’s OK. There are about a trillion great baseball movies out there. I’m sure my own tumultuous relationship with my father put this one at the top of my list. Runner-up: “Bad News Bears.” (The original, of course).

Best Basketball Movie: “Hoosiers.” This one is kind of a no-brainer. Whatever else is in second place is way behind “Hoosiers.” Not just a great sports movie, but a great movie in general. Runner-up: “The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh” (A lost gem of a movie).

Best Hockey Movie: “Slapshot.” If “Hoosiers” is a no-brainer in the basketball category, then “Slapshot” is a double-no-brainer in the hockey category. I bet I watched that movie at least 50 times in college. Runner-up: “Miracle.” (Great movie … I like the real-life version better).

Best Golf Movie: “Caddyshack.” We’ve now reached triple-no-brainer territory. This is the best golf movie ever. It’s also one of the funniest movies ever, regardless of category. Runner-up: “Happy Gilmore.” (“The price is wrong …”)

Best Bowling Movie: “The Big Lebowski.” OK, bowling is only a small part of this movie, but you find me a better movie that focuses exclusively on bowling. Good luck. Runner-up: “Kingpin.” (This really is the result of a lack of options).

Best Boxing Movie: “Rocky.” You know, boxing movies are like baseball movies — too many good ones from which to choose. I’m sure I’m going to get murdered by the “Raging Bull” fans on this one. That’s OK. I’m sticking with Stallone. Runner-up: “Million Dollar Baby.” (That’s right, I didn’t pick “Raging Bull” for second, either).

Best Auto Racing Movie: “Talladega Nights.” Hilarious! The dinner scene gets me every time. Runner-up: “Cars.” (Oh, it’s cute and you know it).

Best Wrestling Movie: “Vision Quest.” Hollywood needs to make more movies about wrestling. This one is a classic. It also features the film debut of a very-young Madonna. Runner-up: “Takedown.” (Good luck finding this forgotten gem featuring Lorenzo Lamas in the starring role).

Best Soccer Movie: “Victory.” Sylvester Stallone leading a team of World War II prisoners of war against a team of Nazis. Oh, and Pele busts out the bicycle kick near the end. Great movie. Runner-up: “Shaolin Soccer.” (Not really a traditional soccer movie, but you should see it anyway).

Best Cycling Movie: “Breaking Away.” Starring both Randy and Dennis Quaid, this is truly a heart-warming tale. Inspirational in every way. Do yourself a favor and watch this movie. Runner-up: “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” (Hey, don’t get mad at me. They don’t make many cycling movies. Besides, Pee Wee Herman is hilarious).

Best Track and Field Movie: “Chariots of Fire.” A true classic. Runner-up: “Race.” (Full disclosure: I haven’t seen this yet, but it’s about former Buckeye Jesse Owens, so I had to include. Remember: My list, my rules).

Best Tennis Movie: I’ve never actually seen a movie about tennis. When I did a Google search for movies about tennis, you’d be amazed how many pornographic films have been made about the sport. I’m not going there. Runner-up: I said I’m not going there!

Best Chess Movie: Searching For Bobby Fischer.” Yes, I ranked a chess movie. And yes, I really do like this one quite a bit. Runner-up: Be glad I gave you one.

Troy’s very own David Fong appears on Thursdays in the Troy Daily News. Contact him at [email protected]; follow him on Twitter @thefong

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